where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist
if tamagotchis are seriously coming back next fall then I am fully prepared to be a 20 year old with twelve tamagotchis.
I wish spongebob would leave me alone so I could play my clarinet in peace
do you ever just want to grab someone in one of your classes
and pull their face close and whisper
“I am ten times smarter than you will ever be, your opinions are both ill-informed and unoriginal, the career path you are headed on is so overdosed with barely competent imbeciles like you that you will be incapable of finding a job, and incidentally your shoes are clashing with your outfit in a way that cannot even be called deliberately bad. so shut. up.”
so right now would be a wonderful time for benny to come back and just grip dean’s shoulders and make him look him in the eye and tell him “it’s alright, broth’r, you’re doing the best y’can.”
The things you see delivering mail
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
imagine warped tour except in winter and instead of stages they do bonfires and all the bands do acoustic campfire renditions of their songs and everybody crowds around to get warm and all the merch is like sweaters and ski hats and there’s hot chocolate and snow and stuff
white lei’s are representative of love
I SWEAR I LAUGH AT THIS EVERY TWO SECONDS
I finally know who John Green makes me think of
he totally looks like Jimmy Neutron
but grown up
the hair and everything
I heard this so much in 2007.
And then I didn’t hear it anymore.
And I started thinking, you know, maybe I don’t look like Jimmy Neutron anymore.
I still do.
I am laughing so much